Rah Rah sis boom bah
to all the many people that will consume hotdogs and burgers may you remember to bring along those tums, rolaids, and all the other antacids that will help you breathe well into the night of a sky filled with firecrackers bursting in air.
What would life be like without food, what would we do? how would we celebrate? Hmmmm.
Anyway happy safe fourth of July.